The first of the Dragonlance books. I loved that trilogy so much as a kid. With Raistlin and Caramon, Tika, and Riverwind, Goldmoon… Thirty years later I still remember it.

I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

You’d think what’s going on in what used to be the US (now a crater of burning shit) would have been a lesson for the rest of you.

Do Not Vote Con If You Don’t Want Life To Suck.

Phht. Preznit Fuckwit will pardon him. Pedos of a feather…

Recent favorite:

The track when you fight Consort Radahn in Elden Ring. I am absolutely OBSESSED with the man who sings that one part… You’d have to listen to it and you’ll spot who I mean. He has such a powerful voice, you can hear him over the rest. It’s just awe inspiring.

(So glad I can finally gush about that song)

I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.

To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.

Thin Skinned TACo

I know of a bunch of worthless assholes that need to go to jail for being pedos, how about you crack down on that???

You can start with the Pedo Party, I mean, the GOP.

Nazi

Fucking TACO. Pathetic…

I did Nazi this coming.

TACO

Hope ya don’t mind but I’m calling the next Karen I see a pumpkin spice twatte in honor of your wife

Daaang. They beat the US? That is impressive as hell.

If you got to cheat to win, then you know you’re really unpopular.

The Pedo Party needs to die off already. They’re a blight on this country…

Ooo you could buy maybe MAYBE buy a months worth of baby supplies on that. Cool. Yeah. That’ll fix everything wrong with everything.

TACO

Oh please. Shut up TACO. Why do we even care what this moron has to say? No one takes his foreign policy seriously because he’s so fucking BAD at it…

I don’t watch a lot of cooking shows but her face is immediately recognizable. This is very sad news. Just awful. :(

Comcast and all the rest of those shithead parasites lobbied the heck out of this, I bet. And money talks big, especially in our current whorehouse, I mean, white house.