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Mr. Nedib, who comes from somewhere far away. Yes, that’ll do.
Mr. Nedib, who comes from somewhere far away. Yes, that’ll do.
The Americans got the better end of that deal.
Sisyphus would only be happy if he ends up on a game show where he can win a car if he picks which one of the three doors is correct. Sisyphus picks door number 1 and then the host reveals door number 3 as one of the doors that does not have the car. The host gives Sisyphus a chance to change his pick to door number 2. Does Sisyphus change his pick?
One of the cliches in a lot of rom coms involves a woman who’s too busy with a career to have ever fallen in love. To make this work, usually the woman has a high paying but long hours job like lawyer or executive or something like that. It would be the kind of job that people would like to have because of the money and the power. Having the woman be something like a janitor wouldn’t work because a. it doesn’t pay well and b. it isn’t a job most people would dream about having and most certainly wouldn’t sacrifice love for. I think that’s part of the reason why a lot of rom coms depict wealthy people.
It’s in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.
She tried but she couldn’t read the application.
I put Jack in my soda.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
I had a WWJD bracelet at one point in time. The late 90s were weird like that.
I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.
Not if you ask the Mormons.
The message that the boss is gonna get is that the company party should be nothing but work instead.
Ain’t no rule that says an opossum can’t play football.
I hear it’s the word.
Gee, I hope somebody was fired for that blunder.
The only cure is more cowbell.