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Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

He’s the people’s VP

Walz once helped me rewire the electricity in my house. When I thanked him, he said he was happy to help.

Tim Walz saw me doing yard work in the heat, so he picked up the weedeater and did the edging to help me get done faster

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

They’re the secret gift RFK was giving us all along. What a patriot.

Wacky ole’ Drumpf at it again

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I favor calling him the Prime Dude

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

Given Biden’s support for Israel soured a lot of younger voters, this is a good strategy to potentially get them back