Obviously, you don’t let money walk.

there is no evidence that BLEAGH is poisonous, in fact there is no evidence that BLEAGH exists at all, projects like S.E.T.B. (search for extraterrestrial BLEAGH) or BLEAGH foot hunters have spent years searching for BLEAGH but there is rarely any evidence besides tufts of beat hair or random spy satellites.

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

Technically that wolf could be starving to death and the stork could have came and started pecking it unprovoked.

What? Doesn’t this happen to every girl you pass? Hm must just be me.

God Mikey just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should! But I’m glad you fulfilled your goals, I’m proud of you!

Noooooooooooooooooo!

The whole thing is on the blockchain its a WEB 3.0 phenomenon using Quantum Computing Running on fusion power.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

So shouldn’t the blessings actually work and restore his wings or something?

Dude were you touching yourself.

Chill bra it’s a dorm.

Well yeah, but you were using your left hand.

Just mixing it up.

But your siamese brother controls that hand and you feel it.

The line leading to Homo sapiens went extinct that day after trying to have peace talks with the much more aggressive neanderthal ancestors.

Also the political/social influence is real. Why bribe the government when you can outsource it to you and say it’s for a good cause. But the reality of the situation is they are giving a politician what they want and if the politician do something they don’t like they can move that “donation” to someone else.

True… Or not I can’t tell.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

I wish we lived in the Universe where Notch sold Minecraft to Valve I feel they are more ideologically aligned.

If only he knew he could have worn long pants as long as he took off his shirt first. That could have saved his life.