They’ve always sucked at making games. They weren’t always successful, though. Skyrim is the goose that laid the golden egg, and they’ll be hard-pressed to repeat that success.

The classic square peg in a round hole problem.

At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.

Almost had me thinking this was something real.

Good thing they have plenty of 1s.

Of course, it could all be another elaborate pump-and-dump scheme by Elon. It wouldn’t put it past him.

Only $20? Wow. What a bargain! You’ll soon be able to almost buy a gallon of gas for that.

Good old right wing “humor” (punching down on everyone else because they consider everyone else beneath them). We’re all going to be seeing a lot of this type of “humor” (lynchings, book burning, singing about how wonderful being dictated to is) in the next 10 years or so.

Pro tip: If your outcome isn’t achieved, do not riot on the steps of the Capitol.

Vote like your life depends on it!

Vote Republican!

Well, aside from keyboards and mice.

Gaslight Obstruct Project

User name checks out.

This whole thing reeks of corruption:

South Carolina recently resumed executions after a 13-year pause due to a lack of lethal injection supplies and challenges to its other proposed methods, of electrocution and firing squads. The state restocked pentobarbital, a sedative, after it passed a law to shield the identities of companies supplying the drug, which had feared public backlash.

The state supreme court has authorized the scheduling of executions roughly every five weeks, an extraordinary pace that lawyers argued would strain attorneys representing multiple defendants and risk botched executions due to the rushed process.

The anti-christ and the false prophet are here today.

The convicted rapist and the couch fucker really planted their flag on Toxic Masculinity hill, didn’t they?

Like wealth disparity, you see people claiming more and more within the realm of IP. Where does this sort of land grabbing end?

Don’t worry. Either way, there will still be elections. The real question is whether we start to see candidates “accidentally” falling out of windows or drinking poisoned tea, etc.

Comedy homicide doesn’t really work if you have to be that nerdy in your explanation.

That darn liberal media!