Whatever version of Windows that allows group policy changes will let you turn off all the annoying stuff, that’d probably be your best bet for now.

I’m currently using Ardour on Arch with some packages from the pro-audio group, but I wouldn’t exactly call my setup “professional”

Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

No

It’s just three hours of delivery room footage

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

He had a bad case of ligma

sad Niftu Kal noises

That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

His sharpie broke

No it was not

You don’t understand, these 131 pedals are all part of my signature sound!

Just one of those days…

I liked his and Iggy Pop’s vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes

I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Just because we came from dirt, doesn’t mean we have to wallow in it

Well, ya gotta hand it to 'em, they know how to write a headline

I think you’re mistaking the blush lines for eye sights.

Debian and Arch fucked raw, and their baby is Fedora

Alaska is the USA