Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

Perfect dad joke. Made me groan-laugh. I’d make it more obvious by changing it to: “A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

An alternative to eating it that I could think of: you could ask a friend if they’d eat it instead. Or to someone who finds it difficult to get a good meal everyday.

Younglings with interesting career paths

How to become a senate

I’ve been in flights with women pilots quite a few times so it is real weird that you haven’t come across any.

Surely you’ve heard of Amelia Earhart?