Next is the enclave of plumbers! And then the wave of cable guys!

20 years later… The 4567th battalion, they fought the Ukrainians invading Ukraine. P.Petrovsky had layed a P trap heroically when shit hit the fan. That’s when officer H.Holtz launched the installation of almost 100 coaxial filters. But it wasn’t enough, and they both perished that day. Anyway, they can never touch Russia now! We may be the first space station nation, but they can’t touch us now! Gentlemen! Pass me the poop bags! We’re about to cross Mexico city! That’ll teach them! They’re so happy with their nation, just because they didn’t invade their smaller neighbor. Here’s more soil!

Mira! Los rusos son tan buenos! Siempre nos dan fertilisante! Que pinches rusos locos!

AI, Sure! Here’s the full code:

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I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I’m smart too.

Bees can’t have eyes twitching.

I say, enforce the law! You can’t be homeless here! Get out! Go to Texas! They love homeless people there! Hey you want a home because you lost a home? So you’re homeless? Get out! …super easy, super simple. President Trump only likes people who don’t loose their homes.

Elon is getting fat. Like old fat.

This is very true. I remember back in the day I tossed my old drive full of viruses and windows and I started using Linux. That was 1998? No, it was definitely 2000 already. That was a really easy erase. I guess you could also just reuse the same drive. But that one has the click of death, so no.

Maybe they should enact the keitruck law… No truck allowed unless it fits in a shipping container etc etc. I think it’s reasonable. Because if we’re not getting kei trucks here in the US, you big manufacturers don’t deserve to sell outside the US.

That’s a Grammy! I’m glad she’s safe 🙂. WTF.

I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C’mon doil agail! I love you!

C’mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?

I disagree slightly. I believe these stops are planned with an evil purpose. If I want never to get a ticket, just don’t drive there. See how simple? And if you don’t know that… because you’re not from here in the specific neighborhood, then guess what?..oh you’re riding along on a 30mph zone…hello! Don’t you see the sign behind the parked truck? It’s 20 when kids are present! 20? That was back there, now it’s 35! Nope back to 30…hey school zone again!

I wish I was kidding but that shit gets old. If I could just set my car to GPS speed track that would be awesome. But I have not mentioned the worst part. Wouldn’t you just learn to avoid that road? Yes. Normally yes. But it’s the fucking way to the freeway! Why would you put every fucking school in the city on the way to the freeway? Those are the busiest roads for obvious reasons. Some parents would use a T-shirt bazooka to toss their kids safely to school from a moving car if that was an option. What about placing the schools in quiet roads? Nah, you’ll never ticket anyone that way! And that’s the problem! I’m in Bothell and I need to pass thru Lynnwood every day thru the front of a school zone. Every day I see the fucking cop stopping somebody for going 22 or even 20.5mph on the 20mph zone. And it leads to the 5 freeway entrance. It a troll situation. Sure the kids are safer. But I much rather have a traffic top light or two so the kids can cross safely. Nope, a cop! Because Lynnwood is a rich area so a cop can extract money. However as I enter Everette, at the exit of the freeway there’s a school zone fairly close to Boeing. Everyone drives 35 or 40mph there even though there’s a sign and it flashes the speed limit at you. So you see. There’s nothing to do with kid safety and mostly to do with revenue making.

…And the third third-party way where you can clap on clap off the engine! It was fairly convenient for people who lived out of the city or a comfy isolation room. In Mexico they will also banned the whistle on 3rd party option where the owner would come up with a special whistle pattern to turn on the engine. Engines in the US would become confused and dangerous on the 4rth of July due to the constant pops and whistle noises. That’s why we never saw those features here.

I’ve come to make pencils from your 4x4s and shovel them up your ass! And I’m all out of pencils! LOL.

Sounds like treason with the penalty of death if I recall correctly.

Yup. Same same. That’s where my stuff is, I don’t need anything or anyone else.

Now that you mentioned putin, I propose we go looking for the Mexican cartel people who do the political events such as head and shoulders separations and we give them a challenge. Maybe give them a small island as a reward? 😉 Could you please bring back putin’s happy face for a chance to win Mara Lago! Or Mara Island! 🏝️🏖️. With margaritas!

Here’s a reference:

https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-baja-snap-story.html

Maybe try trump stakes again fuckers!

I would suggest to get some references from Tijuana Mexico where they took the money and ran.

Fuckers! You Trumps are just fuckers! Get the fuck out! Go live in the ocean on a boat.

Oh no! Not the Catholic Church! But those assholes would never attack…

…List of all Catholic Churches near by…

What I’m trying to say is that they should call before they demolish. There could be people inside! And also, I live far from one and I gotta tell you, not hearing the stupid 🔔 bell every hour is fantastic. It’s like no Jehovah weekends!

But unfortunately the demo has to come with war and all the fear stuff. As a total cynic I still am human and I wish all you people out there in war time, pace. If you are causing war, look around you and ask yourself if that is good.