With all my cats: I like to do a cat scratch gesture like catwoman from a distance while we all laze around (again, from a distance).
Its like miming scratching a non-existant surface and they intuit that the imaginary surface I’m scratching is them.
Also “we” call scratching “scratcheese” lol
I’ve got a cat that plays fetch and dog that doesn’t…
I have one of those too. The cat only wants to play fetch when I want to go to bed, of course.
It seems a firmware installation error :)
Sorry for your doss (dog + loss) hehe
Sounds more like a cain to me