• Agrivar@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:

     

    There once was a man from Nantucket,

    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

    He said with a grin,

    As he wiped off his chin,

    “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”