On the brink of his prison stint, Bannon is attempting to rally an audience he calls an “army of the awakened” to sustain his anti-establishment crusade.
So he wants a “woke” army to support his crusade?
They won’t cancel, they’ll boycott!
They should join him in prison for solidarity.
Wake up man! These woke people are nothing but trouble!
We are the woke they are the comatose. If they wake up they wont support him.
"Roaches check in…but they don’t check out.’
This reference is so old I munted it.
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Glad he is going.
Is “preparing” shoving nips in condoms up his ass?
I gotta tell yah, Steve. They rummage around in there something fierce if they catch wind of nip smuggling.
nips? Isn’t that like a candy?
I can’t tell if that’s a joke or a real question.
If it’s a real question, nips in this case refers to those little bottles of alcohol you would get on an airplane. They’re readily available in liquor stores here. Common purchase for the chemically dependent alcoholic who just needs a quick fix.
They also call them pocket rockets.
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
“There are NO conspiracies but there are NO coincidences — Stephen K. Bannon.”
Gotta love that pseudo-intellectual self-quote.
“Why are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go!”
I always love to see Spaceballs references in the wild, but this one in this particular context is simply brilliant.
This site says it’s the Federal Correctional Institution, Danbury, Connecticut. https://www.ctinsider.com/news/article/steve-bannon-danbury-ct-prison-sentence-19520231.php
You can support him by purchasing a container of Petroleum Jelly online and have it shipped to the prison and addressed to him.
I’m sure he using a larger plug each day in preparation.
Why tf do people think jokes like this are funny? Prison rape is real and there’s no way it doesn’t completely traumatize the victims
He may also want to smuggle things up there. Prison wallet is what they call it.
True but I’m betting this asshole is in the Epstein camp and any of those assholes have a karmic debt of immense portions.
Hey, Bannon. I got a recipe for pruno… I’m not inclined to share it though.
During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.
Yeah, he isn’t afraid of being locked up. He’s afraid the DTs will kill him.
Homeland predicted this
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I was thinking about that Alex Jones/Bannonesque radio host that thinks the chain of randos is gonna go down fighting to help him avoid arrest
He looks like the guy in C Block who sells the worst weed.
Connecticut penitentiary? A state facility? How are the prisons in Connecticut? The only thing I know about the state is that they have their own form of pizza though I have no clue what that form is.
