According to the watchmaker arguments God needed to be extremely precise to make the our universe capable of manifesting our little life-supporting speck.

He obviously had an Apple watch that had the time.

All the gods and demigods had them to communicate.

I dunno, you’d have to ask them.

Maybe they’ve got other things going on, y’know? Like, sure, they were able to get a week off to build the universe. But now they’ve got to get back to their day job. Rent isn’t going to pay itself.