• I unironically have to charge my back every 5 days. I do this by strapping on something that looks a bit like the love child of a fannypack[^1] and a WWE championship belt. I have a spinal cord stimulator implant for chronic lower back issues.

    I don’t know if they use SCS for upper back issues, or where they’d locate the battery if they did, but the idea of a charging pack built into a bra for this purpose doesn’t sound absurd.

    [^1] Bum bag, for you Brits