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minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up73arrow-down5·edit-27 hours agoMore like: “IT people when software people talk about their requirements” No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
minus-squareel_abuelo@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 hours agoAs a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·5 hours ago No, we can’t get gigabit fiber everywhere. No, I don’t care if your program needs it. Yes, the laws of physics are laws for a reason. Write more robust code.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 minutes agoGigabit fiber? You’re in some posh spot but needs to downgrade for some reason, right?
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·33 minutes ago Write more robust code. Sure, I could read a book about best practices and Big O…but…What if we just table the idea for a few iterations of Moore’s Law instead?
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 minutes ago and Big O It’s asymptotic. Slower O doesn’t mean faster program.
minus-square0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down3·7 hours agoYep, unrealistic expectations. Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·5 hours agoChrist, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas… Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.
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“IT people when software people talk about their requirements”
No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
As a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
Gigabit fiber? You’re in some posh spot but needs to downgrade for some reason, right?
Sure, I could read a book about best practices and Big O…but…What if we just table the idea for a few iterations of Moore’s Law instead?
It’s asymptotic. Slower O doesn’t mean faster program.
Yep, unrealistic expectations.
Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas…
Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.