isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol

Is your refrigerator running?

Yes?

Then you’d better go catch it!

Shit fuck there it goes.

I just had a great fucking idea

A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn’t too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I’d probably have to draw it.

Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.

Gonk.

As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

requium for a dream intensifies

Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

Get your shit together, Nat.

Dutch did it first https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw