HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoMegachurch conducts successful nuclear missile testyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down13
arrow-up1261arrow-down1external-linkMegachurch conducts successful nuclear missile testyoutu.beHootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 days agoAnnexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days agoCancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.
Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.