BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAnd if you try to point them in that direction they go the other way.imagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1641arrow-down13
arrow-up1638arrow-down1imageAnd if you try to point them in that direction they go the other way.BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·1 month agoAh, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoFunny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agospiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month ago get rid of mosquitoes Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoJust light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
minus-squareImpound4017@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThis post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots ✅ TRUE
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoOh shoot! Yeah! Wait! I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris. Should be sweet as after that 👌 No, wait! Get your cat too! Before the match toss step. Okay. You should be good now.
Ah, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
Funny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
spiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
Just light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
This post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots
✅ TRUE
Oh shoot! Yeah! Wait!
I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris.
Should be sweet as after that 👌
No, wait! Get your cat too!
Before the match toss step.
Okay. You should be good now.