That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

it didnt happen, but it should have, and its ((theyre)) fault for pretending it happened.

/s ← this is very important

also tankies.