A decimooch is just longer than a day.

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

You’re not kidding. This is what I use to plan my summers

Also y’all need to check out Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. No relation to the conversation, it’s just hella fun.

Toad Bongzales would be a great stage name

Pshawn

Dammit I have trouble not rhyming antelope with Penelope.

i thought it was the hobby lobby orbital mass driver

I shouldn’t have this ALA logo here either

The fins

Open a nearby window just a crack and they’ll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.

Dang it Baba Yaga I brought you that mandrake mousse you wanted

We don’t get fireflies where I am, and one of my brothers took his kids on a trip to the Statesian South, his motivation being so they could see fireflies before they go extinct. I kind of wish I’d tagged along.

He has a strange desire for dorito. I think there are cat unfriendly spices in there like garlic, so my void only gets his minnows.

Always been like this

Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

You mean John Curtis, the guy who’s taking Mittens’ seat? I have my doubts.

Oh hey the exact consequence I said would happen.

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.