Put a door on the Canadian side, make the space the new LGBTQ+ dance club

Fill our side with barbed wire and snakes

I completely believe this is based on a true story.

Fuck around, find out.

Should have jailed this felon when you had a chance.

The US is already pretty low on the list of countries with educated citizens. I guess they finally decided to cut their losses and reach for the bottom.

Given 1/3 of them voted for a man who paints himself orange and has the IQ of a tater-tot, it really shouldn’t take long.

K.

Would you like extra gravy with that?

I’m in Canada. I made one of those today just to wear it as a hat while I shat on a picture of Trump.

It’s been ok so far in Canada.

Wait…

As a Canadian, we promise to bring cake (and a shitload of natural resources) to the next meeting.

I wouldn’t go to the US now if you paid me. Crazy fucking locals armed with massive amounts of guns, Americans who cheer for the reduction of rights for particular sets of people and the complete destruction of the government. The president threatening allied countries. Fuck the US.

America is a fucking shithole. We should put a wall around it to keep the world safe.

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Trump is a complete idiot, separated from reality, dementia setting in, and is a tool of Russia to weaken the west.

He doesn’t give a shit about anyone.

He also doesn’t understand how horrible a war with someone right next door would leak into their country. Canadians look and speak just like Americans. It would be very easy for us to cross the giant unsecured border and start blowing up government buildings or start assassinating Trump’s family, his judges, Musk and his family, and all the red state officials. I know a ton of people in the states that would join the rebel side against the USA for Canada.

Their military is larger than ours, but historically they’ve NEVER been able to hold a country.

My concern is that once push comes to shove he’s gonna deploy a nuke, take out a major city, and demand surrender under the threat of more nukes.

Canada is well loved around the world. If he nuked us, the US would be severely fucked.

We should have started this back under the Trump version 1 term. But better late than never.

I think we should start to fortify our borders next. We’re living above an unstable country. I’m tired of their guns crossing the border and killing Canadians. We need to lock this shit down now.

I always hated Ford UNTIL he wanted to fight back. Now he’s shown he’s a big a pussy as Trump is.

Fuck Ford.

But if you were to have written the headline, and could only eat either a hamburger or a hot dog today, how many shoes would you own if next Tuesday was a full moon?

Two questions:

1. Are you in Canada?

2. Are you/your people indigenous to land now within Canadian borders?

Get in line.