and converting them to modern languages: Basic Computer Games

Vegans in the US just have to worry about E.coli contamination

the guy responsible for the death of 83 Samoans has more health advice …

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”

“trust thermocline”

(in the uncensored version, she also intentionally gets his name wrong)

(from a recent discussion on Mastodon – absolutely DO NOT touch anything that isn’t local storage only)

“There are two types of people: those who back up and those who haven’t lost data … yet.”

from Mastodon:

The EU president isn’t attending.
The US president isn’t.
China’s president isn’t.
India’s president isn’t.
France’s president isn’t.
Germany’s chancellor isn’t.
Brazil’s president isn’t.
Russia’s president isn’t.
South Africa’s president isn’t.
Canada’s PM isn’t.
Japan’s PM isn’t.
Australia’s PM isn’t.
The Netherlands PM isn’t.
But hundreds of oil company lobbyists are attending
and plenty of representatives from fossil fuel investment firms.

’cept Elon would cheap out any chance he could – his recent tech show proved he couldn’t handle anything more complex than animatronics puppeted by underpaid interns

we used to use X-rays to fit your shoes, so very probable

I gave them the benefit of the doubt eight years ago – I learned my lesson – this time round they can go suck a chainsaw

I’m sure he has lots more candy in the back of his van

no worries, I do hate you for who you voted for

when they aren’t directly obstructing him

Utilities Have Been Lying to Us About Gas Stoves Since the 1970s

aimed at beginners who confuse “hasn’t been updated for a year” with “hasn’t needed to be updated for a year”

once you have some experience under your belt, these are non-issues:

• deciding to “learn Linux” the hard way by starting with a specialized distro (Slackware, Gentoo, Alpine)
• switching to unstable or testing branches before you’re ready ’cause you want bleeding edge or “stable is too far behind”
• playing around with third-party repositories before understanding them (PPAs in Ubuntu, AUR in Arch)
• bypassing the package manager (especially installing with curl | sudo sh)
• changing apps for no other reason than “it hasn’t been updated for a year”

unblocked: https://archive.ph/zafrE