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This is gonna be one hell of a chapter to read in a history book.

or they took a lot of acid.

It’s ok if you don’t have onion rings, there’s other food you can use, I’ve started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.

With how weird that movie is, it wouldn’t surprise me if Cthulhu wrote and produced it.

Nah he’s not in it, but he wouldn’t be out of place in that film, in fact he would probably be the least weird thing about it.

I just described the movie Water Babies, one of the wildest kids movies I’ve ever seen, they’re all characters from that movie/acid trip.

The entire film is just the hallucinations of a drowning kid and that’s not even a joke.

Ohhhh dude, you’re missing out ay, he is the sweetest dude ever, he took me on this awesome sea adventure, I met a Scottish lobster, a very camp sword fish, this weird little tribe of pygmy sea people and then I got to meet this awesome god like wallrus.

Wouldn’t that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.

Or getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.

Well that was disappointing, where’s the hot dick?!

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

I like to believe they forget he’s there and he just appears scaring the shit out them.

like this.

Ahhh shit, here we go again.

No worries, happy to help!

Maybe we’ll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.

/BroBot9000 animate Make bean play The Beans like a bongo, camera should pan around keeping focus on him and The Beans bongos

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

Looks like shit, I give it a month before it goes down.