This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.

You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

The question is, how much blood will there be

Well good news on the cost-per-palestinian calculation! Seems there are a lot less Palestinians lately…

:(

Yes, your landlord appreciates the money you earn from working 40 hours a week while he pays someone else to manage his rental properties

America, land of the free.

Look in the mirror, it’s a lie.

Fir real though if you gave a clown a pack of crayons and told him to draw life underwater you would end up with a coral reef

Aneurysm design

I see it now, but just barely

Goatse.cx Shock image

I’d recognize that ring anywhere

Babe needs that drinks from the hose energy.

Ngl if the girl is too prude to drink from my garden hose on a summer day, be a red flag for me

Commander Keen! You’re alive?!?

It doesn’t matter what has been defined as entry level - they can train for any job they need if they are willing to pay and take the time.

But I see what you are saying. It’s different and they will have to adapt.

Shit, I want one for my dad just to watch his reaction

On the job training. Yes, it takes time and money but it is the obvious solution.

Oh shit

Could be anyone’s chest hair

You don’t.

You can’t, not in any useful way, without destroying the relationship. It’s an attack on their identity and they will not stand for it.

Not clicking that link, what is this?

Waste people’s time and give them false hope. Great moral