Sitting here watching paw patrol with my kids for the 10th time, got bored. Used AI.
INT. PAW PATROL HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
RYDER, a 10-year-old boy and the leader of the PAW PATROL, a team of talking dogs who perform rescue missions, is in his office, talking on the phone.
RYDER: Yes, Mr. President, the shipment is on its way. Don’t worry, no one will suspect a thing. The Paw Patrol is the perfect cover for our operation. (laughs) Who would ever think that a bunch of cute puppies are actually smuggling weapons to your country?
He hangs up the phone and turns to his computer screen, where he sees a live feed of a cargo plane flying over the ocean.
RYDER: Excellent. Everything is going according to plan. Soon, I will have enough money to fund my ultimate project: the Paw-nator. A giant robot dog that will destroy anyone who stands in my way.
He laughs maniacally.
Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door.
RYDER: Come in.
The door opens and CHASE, a German shepherd and the police dog of the Paw Patrol, enters.
CHASE: Ryder, sir, I need to talk to you.
RYDER: What is it, Chase?
CHASE: Well, sir, I’ve been doing some digging, and I found something very disturbing.
RYDER: What do you mean?
CHASE: I found out that you’ve been selling weapons to developing nations, using the Paw Patrol as a front.
RYDER: What? That’s ridiculous. Where did you get that idea?
CHASE: I hacked into your computer, sir. I saw the records, the transactions, the video feeds. It’s all there, sir. You can’t deny it.
RYDER: Chase, I’m sorry, but you’ve made a terrible mistake. You’ve stumbled upon something you shouldn’t have. Something that’s bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than the Paw Patrol.
CHASE: What are you talking about, sir?
RYDER: I’m talking about the new world order, Chase. The world is changing, and I’m changing with it. I’m not just a kid anymore, Chase. I’m a visionary, a leader, a mastermind. I’m the one who’s going to shape the future of this planet, and you’re either with me or against me.
CHASE: Sir, you’ve gone mad. You’ve betrayed everything the Paw Patrol stands for. You’ve betrayed your friends, your team, your country.
RYDER: No, Chase, you’re the one who’s betrayed me. You’re the one who’s betrayed the Paw Patrol. You’re the one who’s betrayed your duty.
CHASE: My duty is to protect the innocent, sir. To uphold the law, sir. To stop the bad guys, sir. And right now, you’re the bad guy, sir.
RYDER: Is that so? Well, then, I guess we have a problem, don’t we?
He presses a button on his desk, and a trap door opens under Chase, sending him falling into a dark pit.
RYDER: Goodbye, Chase. You were a good dog, but a bad cop.
He closes the trap door and resumes his evil laughter.
FADE OUT.
To be fair, it is (briefly) explained in the movie. Especially the big Tower: merchandise.
Look i am not a financial advisor or anything: but this dude has some killer marketing skills, financial skills and time management skills
I came here to joke that judging by what toy stores look like, they probably just sell merch. I was extremely not ready for that to be the canonical explanation and now I feel more respect for the writers. More empathy, too, because… you know they know.
Civil fur-feiture.
I disapprove of your life choices.
Mayor humdinger is a human trafficker
So sad about Marshall and Rubble’s accident. Their robot replacements are just not the same. They don’t even look like them!
I’ve wondered the same thing about the Octonauts.
Simple, government contracts and paying (extremely replaceable dog) employees in dog treats
So thats how they did it. I always thought they had more tech than a mall ninja. Paw patrol is ready to execute order 66
Yeah, we know. But nothing’s ever gonna be done about it, their lobbyists own half the government.
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