volcel_olive_oil [he/him]

my “not bought and paid for” t-shirt is generating a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

[surreptitiously speaking into walkie-talkie]: “labour voter spotted. send in the wokes”

“responsibility”

they’re just going to keep shooting people until the weather goes away

I’m downloading a car right now

I assure you all movies and TV shows are absolutely free to the end user should they so choose

local/hot thanks you for your service