• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Will Pixar make a movie where cops have feelings?

    It can start where a cop is abusing his wife. His routine of shooting black folks, he gets a call where school children need his help, but there’s a gunman in there so maybe he might wait this out.

    Well somewhere along this journey and after a fatal accident shooting a old woman in a wheel chair and getting suspended with pay, he wonders if there’s more to life.

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      10 months ago

      he gets a call where school children need his help, but there’s a gunman in there so maybe he might wait this out.

      But he has a moral dilemma because there’s a queer book in the school library.

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        10 months ago

        If you don’t tell me everything there is to know about these first graders’ pronouns and genitalia, the United States of America I know and love is dead and gone, dammit. Do you want the terrorists to win, or have you always been a gender-queer, socialist groomer?

        Rated PG for some fart jokes, probably.