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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前

Alabama Supreme Court Justice Invokes ‘VeggieTales’ In Ruling

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Alabama Supreme Court Justice Invokes ‘VeggieTales’ In Ruling

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前
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MONTGOMERY, AL—Sparking a national debate about the separation of church and state, Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Tom Parker came under fire this week for blatantly invoking VeggieTales in an official ruling. “Somebody up there is really upset with somebody down here,” the decision read in part, attributing the…
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      My first reaction was, “Holy cow, how many times did they count “god” in there without catching VeggieTales?”

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