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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Non-negotiable

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

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      When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.

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        I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.

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    Except those containing (too much/any) salt, chocolate, onion and a bunch of other things labs are not allowed to test

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      PSA: That list is very long. https://www.petmd.com/dog/nutrition/what-can-dogs-not-eat

      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Phew! Peanut butter is safe.

        • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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          11 months ago

          😏

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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        Dang, that’s a dog’s life.

      • leds@feddit.dk
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        Yeah Xylitol is a nasty one

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          Xylitol)))) Is it made from Putinal?

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      Those go to an affiliated tester next door. However, there is a cheese tax.

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    That dog looks like they have PTSD and would bite anyone who didn’t give them table scraps.

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      It’s 2 am you open your eyes and he’s 5cm from your face looking at you like that.

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    Reasonable.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I’m used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.

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      Tbf this specific dog looks like he’s been abusing hard drugs.

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        I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.

        “Whose a good boy?”

        “???”

        “You’re a good boy!”

        “!!!”

        This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

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          This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

          Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”

          Dog Mind: “;;;”

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        With those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.

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      Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        11 months ago

        Don’t most hoofed critters?

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    Plot twist: the dog passes the test and becomes a scientist

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    🎶 The cheese tax, the cheese tax 🎶

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    - What kind of dog do you have?

    - A laboratory.

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    Testing? Nah, it’s for tasting.

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    this leads to a painful early death for the dog.

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      Minus a few things (grapes, garlic, onions, chocolate, etc) dogs share a very close diet to us, that’s why we’ve evolved together for so long. If your dog is suffering and early death because of a few scraps you give them, you likely are too. Also, it’s just a cute towel. Don’t take it that seriously.

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        my aunt killed 6 dogs in 10 years before figuring it out.

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          Holy shit

          You need to spay your aunt

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            she died. unfortunately not from dog food.

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          This seems to be an “aunt problem” not a “dog problem”.

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