The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

TFW the can has sharp edges.

Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”

At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.

Saddam Hussein

SODA!!! =D

So that’s how they make La Croix!

Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

Solution to world thirst.

Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I’m carbonated

How Marxists pray to satan.