If a flathead screwdriver was depicted as human, there would be porn of it in 30-60 hours tops
I’m 100% sure you’ll find that on pornhub right now
You definitely don’t need to depict Bugs as human to get Tumblr horny
Aren’t they just describing Prince?
Spiderman fits the first paragraph, though he is chaotic good instead of neutral.
What do you mean human? We’re all horny for him already, right?
Goddammit why does this make so much sense lmao
I was thinking Luffy for a while.
Except Luffy is chaotic good
Eventually, sure, but he starts out wanting to be a pirate. He knows he will steal things and fight people, and only takes sides in defense of his friends.
How’d they get my Vampire character sheet?
Their Obfuscate must be better than your Auspex
Until the cross dressing bit I was thinking of Lucifer from the TV show of the same name.
I doubt Lucy is opposed to crossdressing at all. They waited quite a while to drop the overt bisexuality, I wonder if it was a Steven Universe-like situation.
Yeah, I don’t think he’d be against it at all from the personality portrayed. I think even being able to 1 up mom or the Detective on fashion choices or something, would have been right in line for the character.
My first thought went to Spike from Cowboy Bebop.
Now I’m wondering: was Spike based on Bugs?
This is like half the cast of Ouran High School Host Club
Joseph Joestar?
This is peak manliness, [first appearance]
You know how there’s this thing which horoscopes relies on, that humans seem to identify with somewhat vague descriptors of themselves?
Well I’m not one for horoscopes, but I thought I was reading someone describing me (although in a rather flattering and fantastic light).
Never realised how much Bugs Bunny and and I have in common.
Here’s to the Daffy in your life never running out of patience 🍻
