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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

Kids a genius

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Kids a genius

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.ee
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      This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.

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        How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          Decoy joke

          • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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            11 个月前

            Wait I think I saw a snail in m

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime

        • RampageDon@lemmy.world
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          Def a kid and not the poster who is just claiming their kid did it.

        • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.ee
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          Yeah I guess that works too. In any case, I agree that it’s a good joke.

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    My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao

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      deleted by creator

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        I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”

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    That’s really, really great!

  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?

    Wheeeee!

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    It is clever and funny. There’s cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    Your kid is currently terrorising snails.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt

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    Decoy snail

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    Mood

  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    Any adult would be proud to have made this.

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    What’s the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?

    • LilDumpy@lemmy.world
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      He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

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        They have laws that explode now?

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?

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      You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.

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      Because it was drawn by a 5th grader? (Assuming this post isn’t complete bullshit which it might be)

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        You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that’s just sad.

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          It appears you have wild expectations for a 10 year old’s understanding of animal physiology.

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