HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up1523arrow-down122
arrow-up1501arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square129fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·46 minutes agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 hours agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·43 minutes agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·38 minutes agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.