“Deep gentle penetrating vibrations”
- 10", oh my.
Revitalizing vibrations bring satisfying relaxation.
Some people think the 4.5" is just as good if you use it right, but it’s just not the same as the 10.
She just loves my big ten inch
Neck massager
That looks like a high school picture that someone put a hand in front of. Photoshop before there was photoshop. That poor person probably doesn’t even know she was in an ad.
Before there was Photoshop the program there was a literal photo shop where you edited photos IRL!
Humble abode to cutthroat adobe
nice
Feel free to cross-post to !vintageads@sh.itjust.works
Done!
Beauty is more than skin deep…so deep. So deep, put her ass to sleep.
c/theyknew
I hope it’s got a flared base
Uh, no, that’s a Xitter post. Why did you screenshot the Xitter post instead of linking the ad?
$3?! Those things are like $100+ now!
Even just 1971->2024 inflation would make $3 into $23.36 and I doubt the small one would be $100+ today.
What’s with those model numbers?
Likely related to the motor or processing line.