PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 7 days agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up1603arrow-down15cross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.ee
arrow-up1598arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 7 days agomessage-square238fedilinkcross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.ee
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up63·edit-26 days agoGovernment so small it can fit in your bedroom! How were they enforcing this?
minus-squareAaron@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoThey’ll know I’m breaking the law, because I’ll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads “Come and count them”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoThat just lets people know you have dildos to steal
minus-squareRubberDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 days agoIt’s just a tack on when they do search warrants… oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos… Off to prison!
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThat’s not a dildo, it’s a stirring stick.
Government so small it can fit in your bedroom!
How were they enforcing this?
They’ll know I’m breaking the law, because I’ll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads “Come and count them”
That just lets people know you have dildos to steal
It’s just a tack on when they do search warrants… oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos… Off to prison!
That’s not a dildo, it’s a stirring stick.