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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up85·2 months agoA rogue coroner, meanwhile, is arrested by the municipal dogcatcher.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoAnd in the end, after the toxic smoke clears, and the radioactive glow fades, and the last living thing long ago breathed its last… the cheese stands alone.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI bet that cheese is aged real gouda.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoAlternatively, the undead are allowed to arrest the coroner for unlawful imprisonment.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThat is a citizen’s arrest, though, and follows different penal codes.
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoWho, in turn, is arrested by the head librarian.
minus-squareMadrigal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWho can be arrested by any school teacher, sanitation worker, or deputised livestock.
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoDon’t forget the godlike powers of parking lot valets.
A rogue coroner, meanwhile, is arrested by the municipal dogcatcher.
And in the end, after the toxic smoke clears, and the radioactive glow fades, and the last living thing long ago breathed its last… the cheese stands alone.
I bet that cheese is aged real gouda.
Alternatively, the undead are allowed to arrest the coroner for unlawful imprisonment.
That is a citizen’s arrest, though, and follows different penal codes.
Who, in turn, is arrested by the head librarian.
Who can be arrested by any school teacher, sanitation worker, or deputised livestock.
Don’t forget the godlike powers of parking lot valets.