It looks like a giant…
…green cucumber, please.
I’m sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his…
Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive…
… wait that’s not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone’s…
Are we talking about the iris again?
Yep, pupil.
A puffer fish right?
Hulk is a dick. 😔
Angry… Expand… It has to be ego, right?
Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
That’s his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.
Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.
Hulk is Imperialists?
I mean he is pretty dumb so…
damn.🔥
The Hulk is such a debt.
Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!
Hopefully your overuse of “h” doesn’t.
Are we talking per axis or combined
PINGAS
Balloon?
4X? That’s nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.
Comparatively, that’s even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.
No, seriously, what is it?
If it’s supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
Hollywood couples after a fight.
