A pentagram with a different animal at each point: raccoon, skunk, fox, possum, red panda. In the centre is text: forbidden cats
A guy I knew in university had a skunk. I guess a vet can remove their scent glands. It seemed like an OK pet. Friendly, clean.
Raccoons on the other hand. My dad brought home a couple of babies whose mom had been roadkill. One died, but the other grew into a forty-pound monster that would try and climb on everyone’s shoulders and would bite everyone except my dad and me sometimes. Super cute pain in the ass. She ran away when she was in heat.
Foxes are dogs
Dog hardware running cat software
Forbidden cats
You can both be right
Remember when it was funny to call raccoons “trash pandas”?
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So did you give in and start feeding them? Or did it evolve into a war, which you lost by moving somewhere else?
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So no more racoons? 🥺
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Trash pandas > all
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
Me, freezing my ass off: “Come inside!”
My husky, burying herself in the snow:
