ah that’s probably it, maybe I’m just too handsome to get a gorgeous girlfriend
Short hair bisexual women and their tall long haired skinny boyfriends is also a trend I have noticed
I remember seeing a pretty goth girl holding hands with a guy in a full Adidas tracksuit and thinking how unusual yet awesome it was to see people from completely different social groups in a relationship.
Whoa you saw Johnathan Davis?!
Zoinks
I’ve been the boyfriend in this situation with a hot goth chick. No idea what she saw in me.
Why is this in the past tense?
oh no…
Depends on what kind of imaging she was using. Did she ever rub Doritos dust on your belly?
Lmao this is me. (the guy)
As a bitter short guy the first thing I saw was “yeah, he’s tall.”
I guess at least I recognize I’m an asshat lol
Sometimes extreme low self-esteem can lead you to give up on “scoring” so you start talking to beautiful people with no hang ups. It’s not like you have a chance, right? Might as well enjoy their company, even if it’s just for friends. Suddenly you realize you have tons in common and you like their company. You hang out together every day. They are such a good friend. Then one day they say “hey”, look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.
We’ve been together for thirty years last August.
Congrats, grandpa!
Congratulations!
Then one day they say “hey”, look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.
yeah one day…
I agree with this. I had this gorgeous friend that I never once tried making a move on our flirting with, cause she was way out of my league. We got to hanging out alone a lot and I would never do anything but just act like a normal, non horny person for once. All of a sudden she’s kissing me. Like wtf?! Good times.
That’s why I always tell people to stop ‘looking’, that’s just desperate and off-putting. Friendships will turn into relationships if its meant to be.
these are all great stories but what if it doesn’t happen and you stay single for life
Congrats! 30 years is amazing.
Honestly shaggy and Jeff from American Dad are exactly my “type”
Stoners who would go to the end of the earth for the people they love
I can see shaggy being a total hit with goth girls. He’s got lots of spooky stories and he brings snacks. What’s not to like?
Also he has a talking pet and can play the guitar 🤘🏻
And lots of weed
I can get in on all that without having sex with him. I just come to hang, my bro!
If Scooby was a black talking cat, they be all over him from the get go. A large dog might take some getting used to.
I don’t recall him ever playing the guitar in the original cartoon. Is that some kind of retcon shit?
https://youtu.be/XDAKXB86U_Y at 0:22
Ya’ll better put some respect on my man’s name. Shaggy was a real one, even when he was scared. And he came with snacks.
People forgot how powerful Shaggy is because it was too stressful to contemplate
They’re not posing to get their picture taken, Shaggy just appeared there, and she was instantly paralyzed
One review of Multiversus mentioned “I never thought I would describe Shaggy as one of the most powerful shoto charachters, but that seems to be the case”.
Don’t you be dissing Shaggy!
Gorgeous?
Yeah, I think so. Butch Hartman’s version of gorgeous, but the women who enjoy being different? Sign me up.